New public relations manager Erma Fenagak joins Million Eyes this week to help us deal with the C.R. Berry fallout. It’s been an ugly few weeks here at Million Eyes. While sales of MEcs, MEphones and MEcars remain strong, we know that there are people out there blaming us for all kinds of absurd things […]
I am sincerely hoping to put some minds at rest with this post. I ask that you read with an open mind. It emerged recently that an ex-history teacher, Gregory Ferro, was making wild accusations about time travellers on his blog, https://gregoryferro.home.blog/. Mr Ferro has been saying that time travellers were responsible for the shooting […]
It has been brought to our attention that an ex-history teacher turned blogger, Gregory Ferro, has been publishing outlandish articles about time travellers tampering with established history. Mr Ferro believes time travellers were responsible for the shooting of William II, the disappearance of the Princes in the Tower and the car crash that killed Princess […]
We’re showing our commitment to helping the poor and needy this Christmas by launching a new app to help homeless people find shelter. The app is called MEdoorway and allows homeless people to use their MEphones to find empty shop doorways where they can sleep for the night. As with all Million Eyes apps, it’s […]
Million Eyes are pioneering a revolutionary translation solution to combat health concerns over the overuse of acronyms and abbreviations in technology. In the wake of the tragic case of 72-year-old Alis Thorstein trying to resolve an issue with his new, high-tech washing machine and being confronted with so many acronyms he suffered a fatal embolism, […]
Technology is having an enormous impact on industry, particularly manufacturing. But is the impact positive or negative for manufacturing plants? For those who don’t know what manufacturing plants are, these are giant sentient plants of the species, Sillnoodebosty, which resemble bushes with round bellies and human-like appendages. They are also known disparagingly as ‘heavy plants’ […]
5G is here and before long 6G will be on its way. The newest generation of cellular technology is already making waves, enabling applications that just weren’t possible before. Virtual/augmented reality, driverless cars, smart cities, edge computing and connected baths are now a part of our everyday and working lives thanks to 5G. Thus far, […]
A new report by Million Eyes has revealed that congestion on the roads is getting worse despite increasing numbers of MEcars and other driverless vehicles. According to Twin Pines research, traffic jams are slowing down the global economy to the tune of £22 trillion a week. Our report lists several reasons why this is happening. […]
Paint is coming. We’re pleased to announce that the first-ever Million Eyes-produced TV series, Paint, will be available to watch on the Million Eyes streaming service (MEss) from January 1st 2020. Paint is a new sitcom starring rising star Cory Pincas in his first TV role. He will play a man who is painting his […]
The latest version of the world’s favourite smartphone has arrived. The new model has a nitrogen-oxygen fuel cell, which means it runs on air. It also comes with multi-angle face ID, improvements to low light photos, a quadruple-lens rear camera and a shatter-proof casing made from duck bone. Most importantly for IoT fans is that […]
Million Eyes would like to make it abundantly clear that we have nothing to do with the new book that’s been released by some author called C.R. Berry. Mr Berry is nothing more than a conspiracy theorist with some screws loose (or missing). We hope it is mere coincidence that Mr Berry has used our […]
The UK is winning the race to unlock trillions of pounds of benefits from the Internet of Things (IoT), according to a new study by Million Eyes. The IoT is made up of devices connected to each other via the internet and, in effect, “talking” to each other. They include smart thermostats, smart meters, driverless […]
Million Eyes is increasing its presence in Bulgaria following the purchase of a derelict office building in Cape Kafel, the second biggest city in the country after the capital, Sofia. Julian Nash, Head of Global Real Estate and Facilities, made the announcement at a press conference held by Cape Kafel Mayor Valentina Petrov last Wednesday.
You can now program your MEye to talk with the voice of someone you know. Our latest “MEye drop” is a brand new feature that lets you upload voice recordings of a friend or loved-one to your MEye so that it speaks with their voice.
At last the new site is live! Take a look around and please email us if you have any feedback or suggestions. We always love to hear from our partners and customers. Going forwards we will be keeping you up to date with news and interesting articles from various members of our team.