Category archives: News

It’s all lies! We are NOTHING to do with C.R. Berry’s bonkers new book

I am sincerely hoping to put some minds at rest with this post. I ask that you read with an open mind. It emerged recently that an ex-history teacher, Gregory Ferro, was making wild accusations about time travellers on his blog, https://gregoryferro.home.blog/. Mr Ferro has been saying that time travellers were responsible for the shooting […]

Please ignore all associations being made between Million Eyes and Gregory Ferro’s ‘time travellers’

It has been brought to our attention that an ex-history teacher turned blogger, Gregory Ferro, has been publishing outlandish articles about time travellers tampering with established history. Mr Ferro believes time travellers were responsible for the shooting of William II, the disappearance of the Princes in the Tower and the car crash that killed Princess […]

New app to help homeless people over Christmas

We’re showing our commitment to helping the poor and needy this Christmas by launching a new app to help homeless people find shelter. The app is called MEdoorway and allows homeless people to use their MEphones to find empty shop doorways where they can sleep for the night. As with all Million Eyes apps, it’s […]

Million Eyes pioneers new acronym-busting implant to fight technobabble health concerns

Million Eyes are pioneering a revolutionary translation solution to combat health concerns over the overuse of acronyms and abbreviations in technology. In the wake of the tragic case of 72-year-old Alis Thorstein trying to resolve an issue with his new, high-tech washing machine and being confronted with so many acronyms he suffered a fatal embolism, […]

The impact of technology on manufacturing plants

Technology is having an enormous impact on industry, particularly manufacturing. But is the impact positive or negative for manufacturing plants? For those who don’t know what manufacturing plants are, these are giant sentient plants of the species, Sillnoodebosty, which resemble bushes with round bellies and human-like appendages. They are also known disparagingly as ‘heavy plants’ […]

The 2G-3G switch-off – what your approach should be

5G is here and before long 6G will be on its way. The newest generation of cellular technology is already making waves, enabling applications that just weren’t possible before. Virtual/augmented reality, driverless cars, smart cities, edge computing and connected baths are now a part of our everyday and working lives thanks to 5G. Thus far, […]

Congestion increasing on roads despite a rise in MEcar sales, says new Million Eyes report

A new report by Million Eyes has revealed that congestion on the roads is getting worse despite increasing numbers of MEcars and other driverless vehicles. According to Twin Pines research, traffic jams are slowing down the global economy to the tune of £22 trillion a week. Our report lists several reasons why this is happening. […]

First Million Eyes-produced TV series, “Paint”, coming to MEss in January 2020

Paint is coming. We’re pleased to announce that the first-ever Million Eyes-produced TV series, Paint, will be available to watch on the Million Eyes streaming service (MEss) from January 1st 2020. Paint is a new sitcom starring rising star Cory Pincas in his first TV role. He will play a man who is painting his […]

New MEphone 14 launches with exciting new apps

The latest version of the world’s favourite smartphone has arrived. The new model has a nitrogen-oxygen fuel cell, which means it runs on air. It also comes with multi-angle face ID, improvements to low light photos, a quadruple-lens rear camera and a shatter-proof casing made from duck bone. Most importantly for IoT fans is that […]

UK is winning the IoT race, Million Eyes research suggests

The UK is winning the race to unlock trillions of pounds of benefits from the Internet of Things (IoT), according to a new study by Million Eyes. The IoT is made up of devices connected to each other via the internet and, in effect, “talking” to each other. They include smart thermostats, smart meters, driverless […]

Million Eyes opens new office in Cape Kafel, Bulgaria

Million Eyes is increasing its presence in Bulgaria following the purchase of a derelict office building in Cape Kafel, the second biggest city in the country after the capital, Sofia. Julian Nash, Head of Global Real Estate and Facilities, made the announcement at a press conference held by Cape Kafel Mayor Valentina Petrov last Wednesday.